Top 10k strings from Advanced W-nking Simulator (1998)(CSSCGC).z80 in <root> / bin / z80 / software / Sinclair Spectrum Collection TOSEC.exe / Sinclair ZX Spectrum - Games / [Z80] /

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   3 0n of your own."
   2 ecency. If you are  un
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   1 shots=shots+1
   1 missed=missed+1
   1 hits=hits+1
   1 ecency. If you are  under 18 or are easily offended,RESET YOUR SPECTRUM NOW."
   1 argh! The mutant killer cockroaches have captured you   and are eating you alive!"''
   1 ;"Press any key to start.":
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   1 ,,"  Advanced  Wanking  Simulator",,,
   1 ,,"  Advanced  W*nking  Simulator",,,
   1 ''" You are sat in a filthy public  toilet, reading the newspaper,  when suddenly you are attacked  by KILLER  MUTANT  COCKROACHES  FROM THE PLANET ";
   1 '"Press any key to play again."
   1 '"Now the insane killer cock-
   1 '"46 years later, you die of old  age."
   1 '" You are stuck to the toilet by  unidentified bodily secretions. Your only hope is to grab your  copy of Playboy and shoot them  before they can reach you."
   1 "take matters in hand,as it were."
   1 "take mans best friendfor a walk."
   1 "spank your monkey."
   1 "shake hands with Mr. Happy."
   1 "paint the ceiling    white."
   1 "offend the Mormons."
   1 "masturbate."
   1 "jack off."
   1 "do the five-fingered shuffle."
   1 "condemn your soul to perdition."
   1 "Your mother walks in and brings you a cup of tea. She doesn't   notice a thing."
   1 "Your eyesight begins to fade..."
   1 "You have gone blind."
   1 "You have an unsightly asymmetricbulge in your arm muscles."
   1 "You feel good."
   1 "You feel a strange desire to    comb the palms of your hands."
   1 "You are overcome with rapture,  as if it were the Second Coming (of Christ, that is)."
   1 "The Daily Mail conducts a smear campaign against you, accusing  you of corrupting youth.
   1 "Sir Simon Rattle invites you to the English National Orchestra, to play the skin-flute."
   1 "Press W to ";w$
   1 "Funnily enough, your balls beginto ache."
   1 "Congratulations! You have saved the world from the evil mutant  cockroaches. Now their charred  remains will make a tasty snack while you wait for the cleaners to come and rescue you."
   1 "Chomp! ";:
   1 "A priest walks in and ties both your hands to the bedposts.
   1  roaches can use their evil
   1  mutant powers to TAKE OVER THE  WORLD and ENSLAVE ALL HUMANITY!"
   1  Meanwhile, you conduct a smear  campaign of your own."
   1  ""Okay,"" you say, ""I'll use my   feet."""